Saturday, August 16, 2014

Tinder

You have a dumb quote and a weird, fake smile...
Cute...
You spelled your own name wrong. Also, duckface...
Looks like Kurt Cobain...
One picture, no text = left...
Ugly...
Ugly...
Ugly, also, looks like an asshole...
You sound like an asshole...
That hat makes you look like an asshole...
Possibly cute. I would probably be disappointed in person...
You sound like an asshole. Also, your 2 pictures are the same picture. Which has 3 people in it...
Bad tattoos...
The pic of your dog was the best one...
Cute...
Really? You're willing to lie about how we met? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PARTICIPATING IN A THING YOU'RE THAT EMBARASSED OF?! Asshole...
Ugly...
Cute...
Ugly...
Ugly...
You sound like an asshole...
Ugly...
What the hell does "Latina Princess body type: bbw" even mean? What about "looking for fun :) and arrangement"? Like a flower arrangement?
"Loves Tom Petty. and america too". Fuck you...
That is a lot of makeup...
Cute...
Ugly...
Shakycam!!!
Possibly cute...
Cute. What is with me and skrillex hair on women?
Cute...
Cute... HOLY SHIT THREE IN A ROW
Ugly...
Possibly cute...
ALL CAPS RANT ABOUT JESUS (do I even need to say 'ugly'?)
You look like an asshole...
That is a lot of plastic surgery for "25"... also you sound/look like an asshole...
Ugly...
Ugly...
You look & sound like a complete asshole...
Cute...
You are an asshole...
Kind of cute but you said swipe left if you're an asshole, so...
Ugly...
You look like an asshole...
You also look like an asshole...
Ugly.


8/50